Things to Know about Me
1) I have horrible grammar and spelling. It is a combo of not knowing better and really not caring to proofread that carefully
2) I am married for almost 4 years to a wonderful man I have known for almost 11
3) I have a gigantic smelly German Shepherd
4) I have one tiny smelly daughter who is just over a year old
5)If it seems that this blog is predominantely negative, well then you must be reading it regularly. I dislike people who brag about their lives and just write gushy wonderful things. I try to be funny and entertaining and write things you may want to read... no one wants to read how great the hubby is or how wonderful my baby is (although both are true)
6) I think the "health food" craze is like the Emperor's New Clothes.. no one wants to say brown rice tastes like something you spread at the bottom of a rabbit cage and that quinoa tastes like what I think a blister would taste like.. ewwww I know.
7) My sincerest dream is to be a writer, but right now I am a card carrying lawyer without a job
8) I express my opinion freely and unedited. This might piss people off, sorry.
9) As my husband commented (without being asked grr) I sound "rather full of myself". In real life, I am not. But I think in the blogosphere (look at me using techie lingo) there is a certain self-importance that comes with blogging- how else can we justify writing to strangers about every detail and thinking they cared. So a lot of the puffery you read is exaggerated. I actually have a pretty crappy self esteem and that's why I seek validation through the acceptance of strangers.
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