The Fall of the Zebra

So back we are at the zebra imagery (please see previous post)

Imagine a sickly exhausted zebra who has just taken the bar exam.. push aside obvious issues of manual dexterity and lack of logical reasoning... This zebra in need of refreshment and some sustenance heads to the watering hole with her other bar-taking zebra friends and her hunky zebra husband, who is also in a distinctly vulnerable and impressionable mood as he has had to deal with bar studying zebra and all the "activities" that are de-prioritized as a result of said bar studying. Remember how we would hear about how Native American hunters used to dress up in the skins of their prey to sneak up on a herd of whatever they were hunting (sidenote: How the heck did this work.. I can see one buffalo saying to another "hey when did Bob the Buffalo grow two heads?") well essentially the same thing happened Hunky Husband Zebra and I were completely taken in by a hyena in zebra clothes who "casually" (ie with clear intention of exactly what she was about to leash) mentioned that Hunky Zebra should get Vulnerable Zebra pregnant... Vulnerable Zebra was much too exhausted to object and Hunky Zebra was far too excited by the prospects of getting in Vulnerable Zebra's stripped pants to think rationally... so we agreed... and that's how we made the decision to bring a new life into this world...